Newquay 2/09/06 - 09/09/06

[zsa_zsa_zsa_zsa]

Ah at last. A week away for the now weak and needy Evennett. I’d spent the previous week on the run up with a gnawing migraine that turned into a cold that turned into kidney failure, a tumour and The AIDS. I needed a 300 mile gap between me and work. I diverted my phone to the work helpline, turned on Office Assistant, turned off the electricity

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[squaddie67]

Cos you're a mong? I've absolutely ratarsed in that selfsame pub (I think it was the Sailors Arms, but I was drunk, so I can't be sure)

I'm a Mong

[zsa_zsa_zsa_zsa]

Ta