Red Alert

[zsa_zsa_zsa_zsa]

How crap are our terrorists? I remember the heady days of the early eighties when the IRA could hide a pound or two of semtex in the petrol tank of a car and destroy half of Manchester, blowing the faces off 50 people in the process. These new chaps don’t seem to know their arses from their elbows. I’m getting out my red pen and writing ‘Must try

Comments

[dermfitz]

Yes, at least the IRA rang ahead. I think it's the lack of politeness that's getting to me.

[mcgazz]

The 'ra, they was gentlemen.

I've always wondered what the "recognised codewords" were.

[lavenderjones]

They all have it so good!
When we were younger terrorists were TERRORISTS! They didn't have cars, they had to drag their dynamite on horse and buggy.

[zsa_zsa_zsa_zsa]

They'd wake up 'alf an hour before they went to bed, eat a pound of hot gravel, then their father'd murder 'em, in cold blood.

And you think you've got it hard.

[lavenderjones]

*sigh* I love it when a man talks Python.