I am listening to Goblet of Fire during my commute. I know I've mentioned this before, but really... Hagrid's parents. I still just can't... understand.
I have to wonder if J.K. Rowling was able to write that history with a straight face.
There's a short story by Charles Bukowski entitled
"The Fuck Machine," where a woman somehow shrinks this guy and uses him as a dildo.
I can't help but think about it in relation to Hagrid's parents. I mean...