first of all, eljays are meant for bitching. second, im sorry your cell phone has run away, its funny though, in a not funny way... and third, ive been hit with a shot in the jaw too, i could not close my mouth for days, this all made eating rather interesting, so have fun with that :)
Good news....my cell phone has returned to me. (she can never stay away for too long) My jaw is feeling partly better, it stills feels a little weird though.
ISAIDIWAN40
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February 19 2004, 00:25:55 UTC
It could be worse: Your acutane could have run away from you, the LAX ball could have hit your phone, grandma could have run away, all while your ass was in the hospital.
So think of it this way.....That one girl (that doesn't call) you will soon come to her senses and join the Lacrosse girls in their naked salute to your royal Zacness. You're still out two pair of compression shorts (damn Eugene), but who cares you know that guy was just getting you back for not letting him steal that bike....you're going to burger & brew sometime next week with a cool guy AND he wants to set you up with a date with 400 sorrority girls (too bad he knows NONE).
Don't worry my friend, it's all you can do as long as your Ipod is with you and you keep the shotgun under the counter loaded and set at "hippy".
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Your acutane could have run away from you, the LAX ball could have hit your phone, grandma could have run away, all while your ass was in the hospital.
So think of it this way.....That one girl (that doesn't call) you will soon come to her senses and join the Lacrosse girls in their naked salute to your royal Zacness. You're still out two pair of compression shorts (damn Eugene), but who cares you know that guy was just getting you back for not letting him steal that bike....you're going to burger & brew sometime next week with a cool guy AND he wants to set you up with a date with 400 sorrority girls (too bad he knows NONE).
Don't worry my friend, it's all you can do as long as your Ipod is with you and you keep the shotgun under the counter loaded and set at "hippy".
David
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