Found them.

[zsquirrelboy]

Apparently the shelf in the upstairs closet is an obvious place to store ones glasses. How silly of me to not find it sooner.

Comments

[dancingwolfgrrl]

At least you didn't find them in your hand! That's my usual place. We will not discuss my maximum number of minutes looking for an object I was holding the entire time, because it is too embarrassing.

[keyne]

I've found them more than once on my face.

[zsquirrelboy]

Always happened right after I cleaned them.

[bluepapercup]

I once spent an HOUR looking for a favorite pen that turned out to be in my shirt's chest pocket.