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[ztrin]

Today is the best ever day-before-my-birthday! I got an Olympics Shoebox Project from deewhydeeax and alldoubtaboutit which I ADORE. I get all shaky and teary-eyed when I handle it, like some acolyte handling the sacred glow-in-the-dark tooth of Buddha, or something. If I talk anymore about it I'm going to go into spasmodic fits of religious ecstacy over HOW TRU OMG OMG the

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[cherusha]

Happy Birthday!!! And *wow* on the coolest present ever! That must have taken a lot of time to make. I hope those condoms were appetizing. On the plus side, no calories!

[ztrin]

I know! I finally realized what they taste like when you chew on them! They taste like bubblegum after you've chewed out all the flavouring.

[wing_less]

It's the 25th now...HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <3!!!

...I never expected a condom balloon to be that big. Wow. WOW. >D

[ztrin]

I know. It's HUGE. My mum explained, though, that when she was in uni they would fill them up with water, go up to the roof and throw them down at people.

[tinboxed]

♥ ♥ ♥ HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY ♥ ♥ ♥

PS: er, ignore that other comment if you get e-mail notification. I am a retard.

[ztrin]

Hahahahaha <3<3<3 You know, I have never learnt how to do that heart thing. Is it just mere copy-and-paste, or is there some HTML trickery I have no idea about?

[tinboxed]

Well, I used to just copy and paste them from elsewhere, but I learned how to do it! It's & hearts ;, but without the spaces. There's a way to do stars, but I don't know how. And, like, ♠ as well as other card suits, for some reason, haha.

[bowdlerized]

Yay, Happy Day-Before-Birthday! :D What a great present. Edible/flavored sex things are so gross, though.

Also, shh, this is secret, but a friend of mine from high school and college was on the US Olympic Swim Team in Athens and won a gold medal! I could be an Olympics fandom BNF! He's not Michael Phelps, though. ;)

[ztrin]

Ooooooh. I love little gossipy tidbits. :D I am kind of glad he is not Michael Phelps, though, because that boy has really unfortunate ears. He reminds me of Jughead Jones from Archie Comics. On the topic of edible sex things, I remember reading this article on love hotels in Japan; one couple checked into this room with chocolate sauce and everything, and they checked out with huge stomachaches because they overate. In more ways than one, I guess. ;)

[ztrin]

The little penguins are there so I don't slip on the wet bathtub. They've been hanging around since I was FIVE.

:D:D:D:D! Ooooh, SWIMMER PORN PLEASE! Just um, don't include Michael Phelps in it. I just have this aversion to his ears him.

[ztrin]

>:D Ian Thorpe and Pieter van den Hoogenband. They were both in that hyped-up 200m freestyle Athens Olympics Race, along with Phelps. You can see a case study of them here.