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man I am so tired.  Who knew that watching little kids could be so tiring?  I have two papers to write this weekend, both are like 4 pages long and I started one of them already.  After that I should have no homework for the rest of the year, which means BEACH DAYS!!!  well maybe not necessarily the beach, but some place that doesn't begin with sch ( Read more... )

I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my Homework! I Won't do my ( Read more... )

As many of you probably don't know I politely complained online to the Kotex company about 2 weeks ago because the velcro wings were painfully obnoxious.  So they e-mail me once or twice and I give them my address to recieve, "Cost saving coupons" in the mail.  I was expecting some kind of "Buy two get one 1/2 off" deal at best.  Instead in the ( Read more... )

I finished my prom to do list and got the necessary support I needed and

SHOES!!!

OMG I almost never use acronyms but I never knew shoes could make you feel like this!!! I'm too lazy to put up a picture but basically they are silver/opalescent strap shoes with almost a 4 inch stiletto heel.  (Great date weapon according to my mom.)  Oh man they're ( Read more... )

We had a little chicken who couldn't lay an egg

so we poured hot water up and down its leg

the little chicken hollered and the little chicken yelled

and then it laid

a hard boiled egg.

Ahh sweet childhood memories.

Speaking of childhood I'm working at the same daycare that I went to when I was little.  Kids say the darndest things sometimes:

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(talking about three-toed sloths) "I want my kids to look like this, I better marry a very hairy and lazy woman." -Wild Boys

"Yeah it's bad; I think about food the way some people think about porn." my mom

"Oh those are just my three dead midgets I keep for my necrophiliac pleasures." moi

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Hung out with the 3 Homie G's today.  Made our prom plans more solidified.  Some days its hard to tell which I look forward to more, the glamorous night out or the night where at the end of 3 hours I get to throw my hat up in the air and say," FUCK YOU ALL!"  J/k j/k.  No really it is that bad, but maybe you too will understand at the end of 4 ( Read more... )