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The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:The pope is muslim right? Yes, yes I do. Do you party a lot? How often?:Back in the day, lots. Nowadays, rarely. Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:If I get half a chance. How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:maybe 10? Do you skip classes? How often?:When I went to school, it increased exponentially as time went on. Do you have casual sex? Protected?:Neg, atron. Do you steal?:Only if I have to. Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:I resent that question. Do you drool over celebrities?:Drool? HA! Do you watch a lot of TV?:Nope, maybe 2hrs a week. Do you ever watch the News?:Actually yeah, most nights. Do you even care about world issues?:Very much so. Do you read books often?:If I'm forced to, and I do enjoy it when I am. Are you failing a lot of your classes?:Well I didnt graduate. But I got into uni. Go figure? Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:Friends? Do you smoke cigarettes?:Nope. Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:Fuck. No. Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:Negative. Do you cuss a lot?:No more than your typical hardworking labourer. Are you desperate to fit in?:HA! Are you intelligent?:I don't think someone can answer that question about themselves. (ie - yes) The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?:Nope Black eyeliner?:Yeah I don't mind it. Black eyeshadow?:Oh. I thought that was the last one. Black trenchcoat?:Yep, love em. Too much $$$ though. Black boots?:I wear them every day. Black fishnets?:Fishing? Nah. Black nail polish?:On the right people, yeah. Not me. Cigarettes?:No way. Heavy metal music?:I resent that generalisation. Yes. Marilyn Manson?:It seems he chases controversy, but he's more intelligent than that I reckon. Kittie?:Ahaha, when I was... 14? Cradle of Filth?:Something I've been meaning to try on but never have. Constant frown and perpetual angst?:Nope, not me. Do you like to be seen as:Not stupid. Are you an intellectual?:Can't answer that. An atheist?:90% sure I am yes. Horrible home life?:Well, no. Not great, but not lacking in love either. Hopelessly depressed?:Hahah, not this millenium. Suffering with suicidal idealations?:Nope Self-mutilation?:Nope. The Punk StereotypePlaid?:What the fuck? Big black boots?:I answered that. Mohawk?:Hmmmm.... sometimes. Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:Nah. Loud, confident and opinionated?:No way. Confident + opinionated is alright, but add loud and its a recipe for disaster. Wild hair colors?:Nah. NOFX?:Nope. Rancid?:Not able to answer due to lack of material knowledge. Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:Hmmm spose so, sometimes. A:Hippo - fucking - potamus The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?:'God has an IQ of 100 billion' - Die Arschgefickte gummifotzen Do you watch a lot of sports?:Only if I'm there. Play a lot of sports?:Used to. Talk a lot about sports?:Not really. Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:................... yes. Are you arrogant?:I think everyone on this planet is. But not as much as others. Are you a male or female whore?:No to both. Are you homophobic?:Nope. Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:Fuck no, and I hate people who do. But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:N/A Boobs = yes?:> Cock. Parties = yes?:Yes. Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:Ahahaha, oh what a charming set up. No. The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:Ahahaha fuck no. Have you ever been on a diet?:Ahahahahahahaha. How much did you lose?:AHAHAHAHAH. Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:. Make yourself throw up?:Yes, a few times to either clear stomach of alcohol or... boredom. No shit. Make-up?:Ehehe, no. Low-cut tops?:nope. How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:Negative. Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:No. Giggle a lot?:No. What's the deal with boys?:No. Thongs?:No... wait... yes. Pretty bras?:Nice to look at. YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:What the fuck are those? Who's the weaker sex?:Both. Are you a feminist?:Probably closer to a mysoginist. (spelling?) Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:No. How often do you shave your legs?:Never. How about your armpits?:Never. Are you emotional?:Yeah sometimes. Especially when on your period?:No. This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?:Completely irrelevant. Independence or Companionship?:Independence. Stability or Freedom?:Ridiculous question. Both. Personal or Interpersonal?:Personal. Introvert or Extrovert?:Introvert. Popularity or Isolation?:Popularity assuming for good reasons. Unique or Loved?:YOU CAN BE BOTH. Understood or Individual?:YOU CAN BE BOTH. You or Them?:Me and only fuckin me.
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