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[zuhalterin]

I am just about done moving all my shit into the new apartment. It's a lot better now that I moved my bed and stuff. It feels more like an actual room than a.. fake.. room.. Anyway. It's not too far away from the old one, like 5 minutes. You have to dip your toes into the ghetto to get here, but I have figured out how to get people to still come

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[drjuice]

Mark I laughed during this whole post.

I like the knives idea.

And the part about you working outside was pretty halarious. Especially the idea of a clown marching-band....And the part where you considered people thinking you were blind.

LSD? Awesome. And I never stuck my dick in any fucking jar of Elmer's Glue. I will stab you with one of the knives you give me and not wipe off the blood after I'm done!

[zuhalterin]

You totally did. I remember. You do some crazy things when drunk.

[drjuice]

Hey!! Remember that time you tried to jump over that punch bag thing at the hangar? You were using that damn trampoline. Then you just flew over it and slammed into the concrete.

ahhh...that's good stuff.

[hamphone]

holy shit! you are THE "gluedick" Bumgarner??? all my friends were talking about you at school. they said you dipped it in glue, stick it in a girls ass, and then gave her a "sticky sanchez"!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anonymous]

Josh I totally want to do you. I love guys who have stuck their dicks in Elmer's Glue.

--Your Secret Admirer.

[jb_glue_dick]

JOSH DID NOT STICK HIS DICK IN THE GLUE!! I KNOW OKAY!!!

JOSH CHANGED MY LIFE!!

[petee_weebles]

This kinda went to hell, but what ev.

[zuhalterin]

You went to hell.