A haiku that addresses both the coming Superbowl and my love life in the same poem

[zuhalterin]

Football is gone now
but unlike you, it will be
back again next year.

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[omnibot]

Hot dogs cost too much
in stadiums on sundays.
But so do girlfriends.

[roots_radicals]

Sitting on the bench
Waiting for my turn to play
Why are you the coach?

[heebie_jeebies]

Focused on helmets
and not your perfume, bitch, please
let me watch my game

[drjuice]

Pig-Skins and fresh grass.
Titties bouncing on my lap.
Saints eat dick, Go Bears

[zuhalterin]

Eighteen pack, ice cold
Josh will surrender to me
when the Bears falter.

[drjuice]

When I win this bet
No beer of mine will be shared.
Haha ha ha ha