Load up the colony ships!

[zurn]

Earthlike planet found

Comments

[kinra]

I believe that only those with sufficient moral conviction should be permitted to settle our new world!

The Bush Administration and the Fox News team should therefore be loaded onto the first colony ship, and launched into deep space!

[zurn]

But what if they should happen to succeed... can we take that near-infinitessimal chance of nearly infinite doom??

[kinra]

We'll probably get there first if we wait until we have some sort of FTL. But getting this one settled with the spacefleet we have, not the spacefleet we want (cf. Rumsfeld) is our first priority. Tomorrow is too late! Let's send 'em out today. On shuttles!

[zurn]

You've found an end-life use for the shuttles? Brilliant!