Apr 08, 2012 18:08
[Standing in front of a lake of some sort]
[Throwing rocks at it.]
[I hope he's not trying to skip those rocks because, if he is, he's doing a shitty job.]
. . .
[Some of those rocks are definitely too big for skipping.]
[Doens't seem to have noticed you yet. Or he's not acknowledging you.]
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Zwei?! OI!!! ZWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! Where the hell did you go?! [stomps down a path]
Damn it, where is that stupid brat!! I told him to stay put-- [looks arounddddd, geesh. How annoying--AH!! SPOTS YOU!!]
ZWEI!! Where the hell have you been?! [Look at this, he's running all around looking for you and when he finally finds you, you're being an emo sissy by a lake]
[c'mon dude, IT IS EASTER.]
Zwei!! [APPROACHES CLOSER. AR...ARE YOU IGNORING HIM. HE WAS LOUD WHEN HE CAME HERE]
Oi!! Zwei!! I've been looking for you!!
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[Hey. Heeey, he is not being an emo sissy. He's just chilling. HIS SISTERS ARE SETTING UP THE EGG HUNT NO BOYS ALLOWED AND SHIT. So he came here to wait. Maybe. Maybe he's hiding from church attendance.]
[WELL I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO BE LOOKING FOR HIM HE'S NOT IGNORING YOU, HE'S JUST NOT ACKNOWLEDGING YOU. But he turns when you get closer, cigarette firmly between his teeth. Looks sort of confused. What do you mean you were looking for him. Why?]
[Doesn't say anything and throws another rock at the water.]
[You may notice that there are some dead fish floating near the bank. He's been trying to hit them.]
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[Dude, there is only one type of person that stands all by themselves throwing rocks into an ocean. HE SHOULD'VE WENT ALONG ANYWAY. the NO BOYS ALLOWED RULE IS NOT PROGRESSIVE WITH SOCIETY'S STANDARDS ANYMORE. It's okey, Prussia finds going to church a nostalgia rush but even he gets bored and sneaks out ]
Tch--[putting down his basket and strolling over to you. That cigarette? Snatching it from your mouth, stealing a puff or two before throwing it into the water]
First off, no cigarettes! If the cool me can't smoke, neither can Zwei! Second--[pinches your face]
People are talking to you!! For the last time, you respond properly, brat!! C'mon!! I trudged all the way for you, don't be difficult! It's Easter!! The kind-hearted me was celebrating with the good boys and girls this year, you're the only who didn't come! [see? when you don't go to church, you miss the fun activities, young man. Lucky for you HE'S NICE]
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[Jumps when you take it out of his mouth. Harshly exhales the smoke ALL IN YOUR FACE and gives an annoyed twitch and glares. Grunts and pulls out the pack and gets out another one, lights it, and offers the box so you can take one.]
[Owow why are you pinching him. it was better when I misread it as "punches." Swats!]
. . . [Gives you a "why did you expect me to come to church!?" look. Takes a drag and actually bothers to talk for now Since that never talking thing he does is boring] And? [So what if he didn't come? He had Easter Brunch. And he will enjoy hunting for eggs. Then finding the raw ones and throwing them at people. Looking at your basket now, though, what do you have in there? You came looking for him, so it's for him, right? Leanleanson and looks in.]
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[SOAKING IN THE CUTENESS THAT IS YOU]
[THIS IS A SPECIAL MOMENT, WISHES HE HAD A CAMERA]
[YEAH HE'S NOT GONNA LET GO ANYTIME SOON]
[HE IS IN HIS ZONE]
[HIS "I AM TOUCHING SOMETHING PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE" ZONE]
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[AND IS BIG AND MUSCLY]
[AND WANTS MORE SANDWICH]
[AT LEAST LET HIM FREE HIS ARMS.]
Brother. . . . [WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE]
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[Takes your sandwich as punishment. Nomnomnom.]
[does not mind this otherwise. But he'll probably wind up eating your whole sandwich if you don't stop soon.]
[Nah he'll poke you in the mouth with it. Eat.]
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