[IC] Actually, Duller Knives Make Better Weapons

Apr 23, 2012 23:43

[Happens to use his knife a lot. And I don't mean for eating ( Read more... )

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zweitespielerde April 24 2012, 04:11:08 UTC
[Yes. Very. But he's so used to it, it's an endearing kind of annoying. Like Normaltaly to Normalmany. Except you're being incredibly paranoid as opposed to just a bug. But he more or less ignores you unless you make physical contact.]

[. . .if the house is ever in danger of Italians, let him know. He'll fix that shit right up for you. Just don't mind the noise, Italians get loud.]

[Haven't you checked that the other four times!? It's not like he's holding it near his face. And he's getting distracted by things like petals on the wind and his cat attacking squirrels.]

[Has his head pressed down!? Feels cramped like a turtle and pushes his head back against your hand. That poor patch is evil!]

[Shakes his head. He wasn't picking!] Itching. [Whether that was "it was itching" or "I was itching(supposed to be 'scratching' but SOME PEOPLE. . . .)" is up in the air.]

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zweitespielerde April 24 2012, 05:24:43 UTC
[Nope. Nope, that's paranoia to him.]

[AWW COME ON think of the fact that quality food would be being prepared and they can't use all of it for sexytiems!]

[Looks at your petting hand a moment. Grunts. About to turn back to sharpening the knife--]

[Isn't tapping the stone AND HIS KNIFE DON"T TOUCH THAT dangerous!?]

[Gives you a very flat expression. If his already rather flat expression could get flatter.]

I. a. m. [Imitates. But slower. Iiiiiiiii. Chhhhhhhh. Biiiiiiiii. Nnnnnnnn.]

A child? [Because he looked around, and he's not seeing one.]

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