TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey ( Read more... )

...you think you know someone.

it's been a long time.

i've come to the conclusion that i have very large breasts.

and i miss mary.

I almost forgot you existed. I'm sure you've forgotten about me. The shop closed down and suddenly i find myself owning not one, but five purses. designer purses, some of them, even. there's something wrong with this world when a person can own as many purses as i do. i guess theres some party thing tonight at nick's. i want to go, i called becca, ( Read more... )

posting from work. where i'm supposed to actually be doing work. heh. fuck that. no, i'll get to it later ( Read more... )

so um. this is it. by ten am i will no longer have the internet. so now, instead of filling my insomnia with learning new things and talking to people i love, i get to spend them staring at the celing, or better, chain smoking on the back pourch ( Read more... )

did anyone else notice how fucking hawt my new lj user pic is?

i hope you refresh the page. I hope you read this. I'm so fucking sick of you purpusly guilt triping your kids and making them feel like shit and then making us out to be the bad guy when we cant take it anymore. For every time i've ever mentioned you here, for every time i have ever said something bad about you or to you, you have made me cry five ( Read more... )

I told josh that having crushes on cartoons is like wearing a condom on your soul ( Read more... )

I discovered i have a tallent for writing smut.

and then god punished me by scratching my retna. it is unpleasent.