Yes, fear me for I Am Immensely Powerful And Cunning. GMA did not get sick because of exhaustion or the SONA or whatever psychosomatic, pathophysiological shit the news say; IT WAS *ME*. My hateful, evil thoughts had wormed their way towards Malacanang and through her tweeny, midget self. I made her sick because she suspended classes last Tuesday ( Read more... )

All the luxuries I enjoy are gradually dissipating. First the telephone. Then the DSL. I wonder what's next to go. Perhaps we'll soon be cut off from the NAWASA. Then I'll have to wait for the rain to take a bath. Or be content with our Cream Silk Leave On to rid my self of tutchang and achieve the look of a bathed, clean and pleasantly smelling ( Read more... )

Microscopy


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I thought I was a goner today. The train I was on-- it went bonkers. I heard three explosions. I remembered those hungry-looking, gigantic sniffing guard dogs patrolling the LRT that morning. ONOZ. Bombs! But then I realized bomb explosions should have been louder by bajillion decibels. If it were a different occasion, I would have thought I was ( Read more... )

1. Karma can come in the form of a slight drizzle on a flood-prone area.

2. Karma sucks.

3. Fishing for slippers floating on stinky flood water should become an Olympic sport as it accurately gauges one's flexibility, agility, resourcefulness, and dedication. It also provides the audience an opportunity to have enormous fun at other people's ( Read more... )

This is so fun! XDD

Click, sing and be happy:

"We're goin down tuuu in a luleelurah"

"Ted's pants are falling apart the twelfth time"

ROTFLMAO. Bless the people who did that.  Holy cow, I'm crying with mirth. Well, of course I still don't think Fall Out Boy is emo -- I particularly love Dance, Dance, but dammit it's sooo funny!

I've also started ( Read more... )

I wanna go to UK so I can say bloody, bugger and sod off and not feel weird. And also to find a wealthy, gorgeous Brit guy to give me future supermodel babies. I can't wait to see my perfect descendants.

I want am going to watch Pirates of the Caribbean. Captain Jack Sparrow is love. He's. The. Coolest. Pirate. EVER. And I saw a picture of the new ( Read more... )

I missed blogging terribly. I find it rather therapeutic. Methinks it's good for the brain.

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Dear Idiots,

Even though I couldn't care less if you dropped dead this very instant, it causes me tremendous pain to witness such outstanding level of stupidity.

Two things to squeeze through your thick heads: 1) "Blah, blah, blah blaaaaaauuh" is not a ( Read more... )

Finally. I've watched an HP movie. *insert: Hallelujah chorus* This IS bliss gaddammit. I love you Daniel Radcliffe and WTF your eyes aren't green but you're still super gorgeous and let's make babies someday.

Oh my lord, I'm so stupid. I should have searched our DVD troves ages ago. Now I know how improbable some fan fics are. Draco is not the ( Read more... )

*flails arms, wails and flees to a dark corner to gibber in fetal position*

As I try my damnedest to reestablish my equilibrium and in the process shatter yours because misery loves company, go find out what a goatse is. Good lord I'm so going to have nightmares until I turn eighty. -______-

Also, read this lovely description of dear, dear  ( Read more... )