Siguro kasi over na yung promotions kay Manny. My golly, meron pa siyang music video nung kanta niyang paulit ulit ulit ulit lang yung lyrics. Come on! T_T

Pero magaling nga talaga si Pacquiao. Mabuhay ka, Pacman.

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Oohlala! Ang daming changes sa LJ! o_o Nakakagulat. Tagal ko na talagang internet deprived. -_-'

My lips are big and thick. When I was much younger, I had difficulty keeping them closed. And you know what happens when you keep them open for quite a while and stare into blank space, right? You drool. And when you drool, you are either a moron, a retard or a dog, and none of those is the least bit appealing to me. I remember my self staring at ( Read more... )

People seem to know that I see the worst of human nature that they keep on turning to that side to give me a better look. Damn you world.

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I’m gonna make my life a thousand-no, a million!-piece jigsaw. I’m gonna make it a damn humongous mosaic, so big that you won’t even notice that there are a few missing pieces. Sure, my life may ( Read more... )

Yes, I know how much you missed me. I know how worried you were about me, wondering if I’m okay, whether I’ve been eating or sleeping well, or if I’m cold from the sudden December chill. I know how difficult it is to restrain your self from not brooding about me these past few weeks. Well, your eyes aren’t deceiving you. I’m here! I’m aliiiiiiiive ( Read more... )

Ahem. *points at the date*

Ahem. *points at her birth certificate* (NOVEMBER 28)

Ahem. *points at wish list*

WISH LIST:

1. A decent camera phone. It wouldn't hurt if it can play MP3s too.

2. A dorm

3. A new wrist watch

4. The Chem book I've lost (General, Organic, and Biochemistry, 4th Edition by Denniston, Topping and Caret)

5. World peace ~_ ( Read more... )

I'm really good at screwing things up. I annoyed two people just by chatting them up at YM so I don't think I'll be online for a while. Elizabeth, Pat: tuloy tayo sa Monday ha! Pat, sunduin na lang ulit kita sa Beato. Elizabeth, dun na lang ulit sa shawarma.

Yes, my life is so fucked-up. Kaya kailangan ko na talagang makita sila pat at Elizabeth. ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, when an an extremely eager jezzah was new in the blogosphere and was plaguing everyone with her stale ideas and hideous grammar (she still is actually), she boasted of having "antennas that are always up to seize every stimulus" that may move her to compose more entries. As often as she could, she wrote and wrote and wrote. She ( Read more... )

I didn’t want to go to school today. Had too much petty problems this morning: the super-duper extra mega straight, cuticle remover-smelling hair, the uniform that made me look like some freaking suman (it must’ve shrunk during the sem break), severe constipation because I haven’t moved my bowels in two days (that’s severe coz I shit twice a day ( Read more... )

I’m feeling murderous right now. If I suddenly burst out with a litany of profanities, throw an apoplectic fit, or bang my head unto this table until I bleed to death with a forehead covered with dust that I’m supposed to wipe off with this bimpo near the speaker, worry not about me. I was told that this is perfectly normal; after all, I just ( Read more... )

OMG! I’ve lost it! My sanity! I. Just. Dreamt. Of. CHEM. Nooooooooo!!!

[in the dream]

Jezzah: [in a classroom]

Blockmates: [in the same classroom]

Pia: [in the classroom too. Heeey, why is she in here?!!]

Filipino Teacher: [in front] Class, gumawa kayo ng halimbawa ng apat na uri ng pangungusap.

All: (in a singsong voice) Opo {hehe ( Read more... )