WTF?! I don't know about other places, but for WHATEVER-FUCKING-REASON the North Shore of Boston (thus being the little grouping of towns on the coast north of Boston up to NH) does their fireworks on July THIRD. Which pisses me off, because I had to work tonight until 10pm, and the mall is specifically closing tomorrow night at 6pm because it's ( Read more... )

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WHO TURNED UP THE HEAT ( Read more... )

Alright, I'm coming to you in a time of need. I need more techno and dance music. Happy stuff. It has been warm and sunny, and I'm still feeling like winter. So. If you know of any good, happy, bouncy techno/dance songs, lyrics or instrumental, please send a few artists and titles my way via comment. I've even gone to the extremes of digging out ( Read more... )

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack ( Read more... )

I wish I was a sleep camel.

I didn't care for 300 much as a movie. I thought the visuals were campy. But what actually happened historically was badass. And some of the things the characters say are pretty badass, especially Leonidas (and his queen). But you know who is really badass?
Simba.
So here is what happens when 300 meets The Lion King 2.
Lots of badass.

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Okay, I know, I know. I didn't need more pets. But what's two more (or ten or twenty)? They are called Schneider's Skinks (also known as Berber Skinks). They are very friendly and needed a bigger tank than the one we were housing them in at work (come on, think of the skinks). We had an empty tank here, so now they live with us ( Read more... )