HOUSTON - Like a scene from the horror movie "The Birds," large black grackles are swooping down on downtown Houston and attacking people's heads, hair and backs ( Read more... )

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SAT MAY 14

THE TREMORS / STRAIGHT 8’S

THE GOONS / BLOODSHOT BILL

THE CORNDAWG / JIMMY & THE TEASERS

THE PISTOL WHIPPERS / CRANK COUNTY DAREDEVILS / SPEAKEASY RUMBLERS

(ROCKABILLY)

TIX $7 AT THE DOOR

[WHY THE HELL AM I ONLY SEEING THIS NOW!]
[I NEED MONEY]

DOORS AT 7:00 / SHOW AT 8:

*holds up sign*

FIND ME A BLIND DATE GOD DAMNIT OR I'LL CUT YOUR INTESTINES OUT
HAVE A NICE DAY (:

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RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast It might be because *you know who* went to visit and made everyone not so horny - until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday ( Read more... )

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - Officials bought 15 pizzas to secure the release of a guard who had been held for 42 hours by inmates at an Australian top-security prison ( Read more... )

LJ CUT

WARNING: MAY CAUSE STERILIZATION

SAN FRANCISCO - An outbreak of chlamydia at the San Francisco Zoo has left a dozen penguins dead, according to a spokesman ( Read more... )