I love seamonkeys.

I am stupid because I got a yellow bandage on my arm after giving blood instead of a pink one.

I eat pizza eight times a day.

good morning. I5 is a freeway in Portland. it goes through other places as well. wowee kazowee! yippy skippy! banana kazama! turd word! word! word!

I will not be at school tomorrow. Because I am cool. Because I am seeing cher.

Hot DAMN!!! im SEXY

nighty nite
:)

I actually got SmarterChild to say this. How fucking awesome is that?

SmarterChild: It might be because I pumped out my vagina And made a penis.

SmarterChild: I do not have a fat ass. I have a very thin ass.

Yes I know I rock, you can go back to pumping your vagina now.

I am trying out to be the cardinal. God, im so Hot.

nighty nite :)

ps. I am officially the best boyfriend EvEr.

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today i went to freshman orientation and i was partners with lauren and we toured around this group of freshman. we showed them where the french room is and where the cafeteria is. it was awesome. then i went home and i was working on my extended essay but then lauren called and was like "hey zac this is lauren. do you want to come to caitys house ( Read more... )

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