Love shack, baby, loooove shack.

[0100111]

When cats have sex, do they make noise? 'Cos there's been some rhythmic yowling going on outside my house for the past few weeks now.

...I will not make a pussy joke.

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[swallowaspider]

Christ, do they ever. On warm spring and summer nights, the alleyways (OUSTIDE MY FUCKING WINDOW) echo with the "EEEEEEEAAAAAAAOOOOOOWWWW! SGNAAAGCH! RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" of mating cats.

[0100111]

Ya! It's like an opera. Except, y'know. Opera vs. sex, and I bet the kitties have better taste than we do.

[0100111]

kitty rubbers.

Having them neutered/spayed so much more effective, no?

[0100111]

It's okay. You're a beautiful and unique snowflake.

[offyourknees]

How do birds mate?

[0100111]

I dunno, but if you pay me I'll do my impression of an orgasming pigeon.

[offyourknees]

I'll pay you with respect.

[0100111]

The sign on the door says cash only, miss. I don't do no friend prices.

[adiaadore]

It can't be as bad as the foxes that FUCK LIKE RABBITS outside Teh Castle every goddamn night. Like, Christ, COME ALREADY.

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[0100111]

What noises do foxes make when they have sex?

[mikhale]

1) Take anything projectile-ish.
2) Go outside.
3) Use your imagination.

I adore cates. I love them. Just NOT when they're doing the violin-from-hell thing.

[0100111]

I'll have to give that approach a whirl next time.