Heh. "Technically" I'm not "using" this "journal" "anymore" but I thought I'd reach out to those who didn't make the switch and annoy the dickens out of those who did:

I'll write you a ficlet if you'll go to adult swim and bellow at them to greenlight another season of Venture Brothers. Even if you hate it or don't watch. I don't care. It's a good ( Read more... )

GOD ERIC WTF GET YOUR OWN JOB SERIOUSLY

Dear God,

Man why you gotta be such a dick all the time.

Alex, age 20 1/12

PS: thank you for the rain but I did not mean that I needed it all at once.

Dear Santa,

Please kill God.

Alex, age 20 1/12

PS: OR DON'T YOU HAVE THE BALLS.

I am writing a paper that was due one week ago today and yet I still ask you to distract me from saving my grade. Commence.

God I have so much stupid shit to do today what the hell.

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Ms. Stallone, please contact me via e-mail at your earliest convenience, as we have many things to discuss.

Like probably dicks and Ren and Stimpy and things we like to eat inside sandwiches.

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THINGS ( Read more... )

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