So a tee pee and a wigwam go to see a marriage counselor, because they are fighting a lot. The doctor looks up and immediately identifies the problem. My friends you are two tents. Get it! Ok Ok, so 2 caskets are laying next to each other and a loud hacking cough is coming from the one on the left, so the one on the right goes, Is that you coffin. ( Read more... )

My ambitions are lack luster. Everytime I have tried doing something spectacular I fell short. So, my ambitions are lack luster. Setting the bar lower sucks, but I am guessing that it only gets harder as life goes on. So this is what I am doing ( Read more... )

The last 18 hours were really relaxing. I spent some QT and got nothing much done. It feels like I spent a day not looking forward or behind but just in the day. And I like how that feels.

Mondays are the worst because of what they used to be. I really need to find a better way to not think on monday nights. Marzipan and Boo had kittens, my cats are easy.

I bet Sisqo's thong song contributed to about 45% of the thong wearing trend, thanks Sisqo, If you ever need a favor hit me up. So anyway me and Chris and Austin hung out last night. And I locked my keys out of the car! Me! If you have ever been in a car with me you know I have this paranoia about people having their keys before I close the door. ( Read more... )

I had a great weekend, my birthday was very fun, thanks everyone for coming and celebrating with me. I won 140$ :D. Anyway, I am having a lazy morning, I havent done anything but play guitar all day. I guess I will go do something contructive.

Im getting ready to go to my birthday party. Its going to be fun, but im sad, because a lot of my friends didnt want to come or couldnt. The weirdest thing is that Jason cant make it, because he has some things with his family to take care of :(. He has been at all my birthday parties since I was about 16. So it will be strange not having him there ( Read more... )

I like it when I can write, when the words just come out and they all sound right.

I had a really good night, I hung out in downtown stuart with Kasia and Tarin, then caught some Denny's. It was really nice outside and we had a blast, but on the way home we drove by Bennigans and I noticed only 2 cars left there at 1 am. Hmm Doesnt that place close at 11. (expletive expletive expletive)...... Calling right then is too soon right ( Read more... )

This was a great weekend. I feel like I have been sinking for quite some time now. A lot of things in my life were challenging, and for a while I just couldnt deal. But I am positive that I am handling it now. My mom is recovering with no problems, I am working and positive that even if this job doesnt work out the way I want I will find one the ( Read more... )