I'm sorry for the long absense, there was a lot going on here in Gotham. Long story short Robin has tourrettes syndrome so he is no longer my side kick because in reality, can't you tell who a super hero really is if they have tourettes syndrome? c'mon.

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Today Spider-Man and I had a tea party. I had Alfred bake us cakes, he sadly forgot Spider-Man's secret idenity so there was a little embaressment there. After all that Spidey and I parted ways and I proceeded to mack on wonder woman in the hall of justice.


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I dont know if you saw me or not on sunday but I drove the Batmobile as the pace car for NASCAR.

Seeing all those hicks makes me like gotham city more.

Gotham has been quite calm lately. There hasn't been much to report about this week here but Michael Jackson better watch his back.

Or should I say.... Clayface.

On another note feel free to add me to your friends list.

Love and kisses,

Batman

Had to tangle with the likes of the Riddler tonight. Long story short, he is in jail now. I own at riddles. Try me.

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Dear Xzibit,

Thank you for Pimping my ride.

love,
Batman


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The day started out as any other day, dark and cold. And it will end as any other day, dark and cold.

I am so lonely in this cave; today I made Alfred wear my costume while we had some tea.
After that I put a halt to a bank robbery and put out some fliers for my helpful livejournal. Maybe someone would like to be my friend.

People are always in danger, and with the internet I can save people around the world by the power of conversation. If you have a problem or need help, feel free to ask Batman.