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[0bombshell0]

best things my mom has ever said

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[burning_streets]

hahaah your mood is "highly amused"....cleverrrr.

yo soy un brain surgeon...um...boobies!

[centelleante]

by whom?

[0bombshell0]

some guys in a truck.

[aquariansnake]

Your mom is too cool for school. But if she were in school, I'd beat her up.

[0bombshell0]

because she's black and you're a whitey from the sixties, cunt?
wow, totally j/k.
except about the whitey thing.

[aquariansnake]

No, cause she makes silly jokes. I don't want to say dumb, cause "whack" was pretty good.

[pixidreamz]

I think I would really like your mom :)

Oy, jailbait.

[0bombshell0]

yes. you would. :)

[pixidreamz]

Yeah, and we could make stupid bad jokes together since I also have a wack sense of humor, and she could call me twinkie and I really wouldn't mind, at all. Not that I ever have, but if your mom said it it would be hilarious. Wait, now I really want to meet your mom

[centelleante]

i love kara's mom.
(and by "love," i mean i think she's one of the funnest people ever.)

[notriver]

OMG! at first I was going to act all offended about you saying im all non funny, but then I realized how hysterical your mom is!!! she can be MY jailbait...totally jk. but seriously? men outside tasty Delight.....ICK.

[0bombshell0]

for serious..... super ick and a half.