i've been poked! and thus, return for a cameo as the year draws to a close. to sum up the past sixish odd months, my freewrite today from logic+composition ( Read more... )

Briefly:

Goodbye, SAT. I am solo for the first time in many months, and it feels good. I'm hurt and I'm happy and I'm sort of what I always was. Goodbye, 06. It's going to be a wonderful summer.

ballz 07!!!

"A certain scale only registers weights that are greater than 6 pounds. A person who wanted to know the weights of a puppy, kitten and a bunny weighed them in pairs and got the following results. The kitten and bunny weighed 7 pounds. The kitten and puppy weighed 8 pounds. The bunny and puppy weighed 9 pounds. What is the weight of the puppy?" - ( Read more... )

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I love that whores have to kiss with their eyes open so they don't fall in love. And really, by whores, I just mean Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I met John Edwards! He was a boat of dreams, nay, a cruise liner of dreams. I want to carry his babies.


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Some things I'd like to be when I grow up ( Read more... )

After we got our math tests back, I called out, "Ms. Aboody! When are we getting the matchmaker results??" and she said, "I'm glad your priorities are in the right place" genuinely. But really, when are we getting the matchmaker results ( Read more... )

My aunt "April fooled" me into thinking that we were going out to dinner tonight. Firstly, it's not funny and secondly, practically cruel. I love dining. That was the one place that I really did not need farce in my life ( Read more... )

You know in X-Men the movie, where like Senator Kelly's body was induced to mutate and like, it couldn't handle the pressures of mutation so he dissipated into a vat of water? Sometimes, I really wish I could dissipate into a vat of water ( Read more... )

You know the seven layers of the candy cane forest? Similarly, I have now experienced seven layers of sketchy formalwear. But you know, am a better person for it. It horrifies me on a superficial level, and pleases me on the level beneath that. And under that is more horror. But at the very center is pleasure ( Read more... )