Despite clever, clever innovations like the Hoagie and the Glue Dabble, Alex and my bridge is not so great. I guess I shouldn't have kept insisting I'd eyeball things instead of measuring with a ruler, which was how Alex thought we should've done it. To each their own ( Read more... )

Steve: Ooh, what's this? (headed toward my beer hat ( Read more... )

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To prove how disgustingly logical and boring my dreams have become, last night (in real world, not dream world), Arsi and I were talking about how Cingular won't let us download ringtones because we don't have online accounts. He said that I should try to open an account and tell him what happens. I had a dream that I opened an online account, and ( Read more... )

I thought maybe I shouldn't write about my birthday because waiting until things blow over is the most effective plan in existence, but then I saw the Backstreet Boys during halftime at ProBowl and guys... they have the voices of angels. I was almost crying at how beautiful their music is. They gave me courage to say, in summation ( Read more... )

It's my last day of being 16! It's been a great year, mostly because I could sing "Sixteen Going On Seventeen" and not be lying about the age. Now I suppose I'll have to sing the part of Rolf the Naziboy.


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It must be very, very sick that I frequently visit babynames.com and rate the Name of the Day. (Today's is Saeed meaning "priestly one ( Read more... )

Previously-Had dim sum. Received a cup of tea that had tea leaves in the shape of fetal pig. Do not know what to make of it. (I should take AP Bio ( Read more... )

If I have one complaint about Century 21, and really I only have this one, it's that they never carry my size in bras I like, and they have plentitudes of my size in ugly-ass bras. I mean, do they actually look at a bra design and go, "I think big tittie mamas will like this bra, and small booty bitches will like this one"?? It is destroying ( Read more... )

I quit coffee last week (and no one noticed, which I think says a lot about the way I conduct myself caffienated) and I have so many regrets. I am tired 24/7. I'm crawling back tomorrow ( Read more... )