001 Bargain | 4th Wall

[1000year_earl]

[The feed clicks on showing a very round man. A round man with an overly decorated top hat and a face that only seems suitable for masks on Halloween night

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[eastwick_bitch]

Who're you?

[1000year_earl]

You may call me the Millennium Earl. Have you time to spare and a name I can call you, young miss? ♥

[eastwick_bitch]

Millennium Earl. Huh. Well, I've heard more weird. I got plenty of time.

I'm Nancy.

[1000year_earl]

Greetings to you, Nancy. Wonderful to here that someone has a moment of time to spend. Ah, and it is these stories that you've heard that I have an interest in. Tell me of these strange tales. ♥

[1000year_earl]

Well, hello, Road. This is a town I've never ventured to before, but do tell me why you don't care for it so. ♥

[1000year_earl]

Patience. There is much to be learned by watching those wander about with their lives. But I plan on departing before the dawn as there is much to be done. You can join me then. ♥

[If only. If only.]

[politest]

You can save your gratitude. They won't need it.

Good evening, Earl.

[1000year_earl]

Such unkind words, Allen Walker. Every good deed deserves some manner of thanks.

Have you reconsidered my offer? ♥

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[politest]

[a long silence.]

[politest]

My answer stands.

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[andmybow]

What manner of assistance is it that you are in need of?

[1000year_earl]

A word about this place have you the time. ♥

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[andmybow]

As I have arrived here again it seems I have all the time necessary and more

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[1000year_earl]

Again, my good sir. Then might you tell me a brief history of this place. ♥ The past does help to clarify the present.

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[dreamsofnoah]

[Oh, she's been watching out for this ever since the visitors started arriving! Even if the Earl often didn't show up.]

[dreamsofnoah]

[Wait, since when did visitors post to the Network?!]

[dreamsofnoah]

[Oh wait, this is the Earl, he can do anything!]

[dreamsofnoah]

[But still...maybe...]