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audio;

I had a friend. He got lost...dead. Dead and not coming back so his soul would be lost. Could be lost forever. I couldn't see it. And I don't save souls. Not me.

They gave me a lamb. I killed it. When it came back, it tried to kill me. I made sure that it didn't.

I can keep things. Give me something. I'll show you. Promise.

voice;

We'll talk later. I've got something more important to do.

[wind gusts crackle the audio]

Come. Here. Nifty trick. Really it is. Now enough. I'm serious..... Sirius. I can bite too. I don't want to though, not today. Knock it off.

[is that a growl?]

AUGH! STUPID! You-you think you're so smart and fast huh? Yeah? I'll show you! Run run run, I will ( Read more... )

voice;

What a bunch of crap. I'd rather watch TV then read half of that. Jesus. Sex on the mind much? I'm in my prime of my life. What's your excuse. I don't even know what to say beyond that.

Work isn't as bad. Though I swear it isn't that hard to figure out that the ketchup in a bottle is going to come out fast.

Some guy asked me to help him out ( Read more... )

voice;

Here lamby, lamb, lamb. Don't be scared. You won't die without reason.

Come. Here.

[Rustle, rustle. It's giving chase. And there is the buzz of locusts coming more prominent.]

Goddamn get back here! It's bad enough I can't kill you properly.

audio {radio broadcast}:;

I, the one and only Nanette Ahnelu N'Ancy, living decent of Cleopatra Queen of the Nile, have returned from a world tour. Please, call me Mistress Nancy we can be friends. I am in your service New York, in the same way  I served the crown heads of Europe. The past, the future and ether are within my sight.

But let my powers ( Read more... )

video;

[Nancy is carrying the network device. You see candles, lots of them around a little elbow of an apartment. She finally sets it down. Aw, look. She drew a pentagram on the floor for all of those proper summoning purposes. But now she gets in the way.]

Now, if I call anyone for anything. They have to answer. So. We can do this the old way. Or ( Read more... )

audio;

...Hello. This is Nancy. I'm still here. But I get to use the internet. It's less exciting then I thought it was.

[rustle]

I like not going to school too. So this experience doesn't suck completely. This trapped thing? I don't think this is going to work. I don't like to get bored. Oh. And curses. I think I like those.

So. What are you about?

audio;
[Buttons are being pressed, ten in a row. Hard.]

...piece of trash.

[Klunk. Hiss. A few steps.]

This is the worst free phone ever. It can't dial out. So useless.

text;
He freed me. That's why I'm here. Now I can do anything... everything. I want to know everything, right now.