who wants to fuck?

'...you think that having kids is hard.... "oh it's so hard having kids... it's so hard" um no not really. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. now that's hard!'

i probably shouldn't be punching things with a broken hand... but if break the other one from punching stuff then i'm really fucked.

~ FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!.... "oh i miss you so much and i really want to get back together... guess what i have a hot date this weekend and i just met this boy in my lecture class"

yeah you're really

this is serious. i need to go to the hospital. i've broken my hand and taken way too many pills chased by way too many drinks. things are getting blurry. the combination of tears and drugs make for a bad situation. like anyone fucking cares. just let me die!

you are the biggest fairweather friend i have ever met. you only talk to me when it will benefit you. that is really lame. and i hope you know that i'm on to you. and never again will i allow you to use me like you have in the past. (sorry for the rare personal entry but it needed to be said)

this morning air seems foreign. i am off to shave this counter-productive beard of shame. after which i will proceed to the local police station and have my self arrested, all in the name of science. good day!

god damn i wish there were simpler solutions to our daily equations.

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OH FUCKING GROW UP!

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