Hello, loves.

Incase you didn't notice already I moved to a new LJ around 4 month ago, or something. It's called _t0xicgun for fuck sake.

Add me on there.

kthxbye.

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The next time you think you're having a bad day, imagine this:

- You're a Siamese Twin.

- Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

- You're not.

- He has a date coming over tonight.

- You only have one ass.

Yep; you can read the title. This isn't a difficult concept, and I don't owe you an explanation. Anyway, if you want to be added to my list, just add me and then post here. I'll add you back whenever I get around to checking on this post. I'm not too sure why you'd want to read anything here though...