Woke up today and my laptop had taken a plunge from my 4 foot high bed ( Read more... )

It's the quiet little sound of nail clipping in the adjacent office which keeps me in bed an extra 10 minutes every morning.

Eh, I just finished my first week of training. Worst work week ever, mostly because learning about safety is not fun, but there were some real gems. Here are some things I learned from the training manual ( Read more... )

Bye, street ( Read more... )

I sometimes do stupid things under the influence of alcohol. Like when I missed the last bus home and tried to hitchhike on Friday. No one picked me up, which is probably why I'm sitting here writing this and not at the bottom of a deep well with a basket of lotion. So I took a cab instead and managed to get myself dropped off 3 miles from my ( Read more... )

Apparently I didn't even have to impress them with my incredible time management/conflict resolution skills because 1.) they didn't ask that question, and 2.) they want to hire me regardless. BAI is flying me down to Las Vegas next week for a chance to check out the city and the office. What a relief- I had given myself an informal deadline of 4 ( Read more... )

last week I was walking the dogs barefoot because it was warm and this is a clean neighborhood. I got something lodged in my heel and it hurts every once in a while when I step on it wrong. tried using steak knives and tweezers to get this thing out but it was really fucking deep and I just ended up gouging a crater. finally I found a pin and ( Read more... )

eh, i just realized certain portions of my interview questions post aren't suitable for all audiences. you'll have to log in now to read it.

was in the store yesterday and saw Sparks+. It's Sparks, but now with increased alcohol content. 3 words: A maz ing.

so while I'm looking for a job to no avail, my mother, who has not stepped a foot into work in 9 months and spends the majority of her waking hours mastering text twist, has received a promotion and a raise. She even got a "meets expectations" on her annual review, which means bonus. She's getting a better title and more money for JUST EXISTING ( Read more... )