As in the fashion of the typical style of entry here. I need to vent. But to caveat... although if you only read this journal you'd think I suffer from severe depression, I use this as an off gas valve. I don't tend to feel the need to write or even remember to if I'm having a good time. I doubt there will ever be an entry that in full, vibrant ( Read more... )

Was going to post this to facebook, but considering it's content it's probably best to vent it out here where no one will ever see it ( Read more... )

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There once was a girl working as a dental hygenist. She was fresh out of Everest and ready to do her best (at this exciting and rewarding career). One day, her boss told her that the X-rays she'd taken were sloppy. To fix this problem, she should refrain from putting the protective lead apron on patients and instead point the X-ray unit at their ( Read more... )

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You Are a Root Beer Jelly Bean
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Your Five Variable Love Profile
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You Are a Strawberry Margarita
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You Are Super Spicy
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So...I get to go see Tool with Jared in Chicago on May 13th.

Yeah thats right. the best venue ever, 3rd row seats, and tool, in chicago.

Who could ask for anything more.