Being an adult sucks. Bills are the worst part. Ever sit there sorting out your funds when you realize that if you'd only stayed living with your parents you'd have all kinds of cash to spend on random shit? Makes me all teary eyed. I may or may not be becoming a father. This is the scariest thing I've ever undergone and somehow very exciting all ( Read more... )

Someone bought me a really cool gift for this whack ass holiday that just passed. Why would they do that?! Now I feel obligated to get them something in return of equal or greater value and I haven't the slightest on what to get them. You know, if they really loved me they'd get me crap! On a lighter note ( Read more... )

So Danny came into work drunk this morning. That was awkward but funny.....and gross as well. He "Josy Wellsed" it all down his shirt. I wonder if he got home ok? Why are collectors such cunts?! It seems they make it an effort to be rude to you. I dont know where that 2500 went cause I don't exactly have anything to show for it. Credit Cards are ( Read more... )

Did anyone else notice I spelled "gauge" wrong? What a putz.

She lies quietly behind me, asleep on the couch. She is so beautiful. But the circumstances for which she is here is well...unforgiving. I am the "other man" or atleast I once was. It's this morning that I realize I am only a temporary solution a momentary get away. I am in.....do I dare use the L word? It's true though. Sadly she doesnt feel the ( Read more... )

You Are a Retrospective Soul


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Bought me a King size today. Can't wait to crash out on that bad boy. Now my bedroom just looks ridiculously small if it hadnt before. Ran into Timmy and Shana-bananna a couple of days ago. Oh and Audrey as well who made it perfectly clear that she was NOT amy. Clarification was unecessary you see because there was no tension in the air. I wasn't ( Read more... )

get the clap. It was madness at work last night but it's cool cause I'm feeling GOOD. All I need now is a double quarter pounder, a coke and maybe a blunkn' and I'll be set. Hopping medians on Ladera was fun. I need to get me a truck. Thanks Danny. Someone get me a British Bulldog for christmas. Oh and someone get a burger. yeah I like to eat and

I can remember a time when girls had coodies. When girls ruled and boys drooled. Now they're women and they have sex appeal. In certain cases; VD, but we won't go there. We use to call em "SNOT FACE." Now we stumble to find the right words. We become understanding and sensitive however in this case they chose the man with an eight year old heart ( Read more... )

My little sis thinks I should go to church. But I think not. the lord and I have issues and I don't think a pediphile is in the right to give out moral advise. Where do we get our values from? It's strange to think that ones place of business, not directly affiliated with the church,is still sponsored by it. Will we one day walk into the Vatican to ( Read more... )