I forgot I had an account. Maybe I'll actually check it once in a while.

Next time endorse a product that won't break down on me.

("V")

owned.

I'm at a fucking convention when I should be in school! Crazy people are hitting on me. I met the guy who played Jabba the Hutt as well as the plant from Little Shop of Horrors.

I drink muchly. Happy time.

First and foremost, I want to set the record straight. I have no problem with the people that eat cereal. There's just something about the substance that boggles my mind.

It doesn't matter what kind of cereal it is, when you pour milk on it, it always makes the same sound. You know the sound. Be it snap, crackle and pop or just a light ( Read more... )

Message to my Dad: "I don't suppose I could borrow a carboy, some rubber tubing, and a fermentation lock for... a science project?"
Response: "In the name of science? Of course you can. I will dig up some stuff for you - I have all of my old items here at work."

Translation: I'm going to grab some champagne yeast and start making some HONEY-MEAD!

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A reminder to always believe in your dreams and

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EVERYONE ON LIVEJOURNAL IS PISSED AND DISCONTENT! WHY IS EVERYONE PISSED?
NOW I'M PISSED TOO! GRRRR! *PISSYNESS*

*snrk* (Pissyness sounds kinda like penis.)

Well, the cold finally hit me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't seen it coming from miles away. It was like that Falcon Punch that you know can't hit you, but after two seconds of dodging you're still in the danger zone.

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So I just had the most intense dream, and I usually don't document these, but I think it's worth noting.

I broke into a large house with a contraption rather like the gravity gun from Half-Life 2. I just remember that I was hoisting a large object through the house with the gravity gun so I could drop it off the roof, because it would be so cool to ( Read more... )