FINALLY....http://alxlen.com/MarioPartV.html

have you ever thought about going up to some random person on the street and asking them how they are doing? Then punch them in their adam's apple, knock them out cold, and take them to an abandoned garage. In this garage, you duct tape them to a green plastic lawn chair and blind fold them with a cheap blue polyester necktie, and leave them ( Read more... )

so now that i'm back on LJ, should i post my daily thoughts and daily occurences? or should i go old school and post the most pointless crap my boredom can conjure up ( Read more... )

my first post in like 9 months!!!

and i dedicate it to mike.
check it out:http://www.newgrounds.com/ngmag/alphas/alpha/449

A woman is at her mother's funeral...

there she meets a man who comforts her and supports her. 2 weeks later, she kills her sister. Why?

i'll post the answer on Sunday.
it'll be shocking

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4092345.stm

A Japanese man once kept a Tamagotchi alive for ten years, and it evolved into a sentient being.

That sentient being is Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel was once defeated by Jesus at a game of Scrabble. When he later discovered that Jesus had cheated, Vin Diesel's despair turned to rage, and he ripped Jesus's balls off and flung them to the far side of the earth, then refused to help Jesus find them. Jesus's quest to reclaim his balls has been ceremonially recreated many times, and is ( Read more... )

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