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Now the sky is gettin' light ( Read more... )

Life is a gigantor puzzle ( Read more... )

"Puberty pills? I want some puberty pills! Then they'll make my breasts grow."
"Puberty pills? Did you just say that??"
"Yes, and then I can take over the world with my mammary glands!"

Pix, then Babs, then Pix.

My life isn't phases ( Read more... )

Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band

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Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:David BowieAre you male or female:lady stardustDescribe yourself:i dig everythingHow do some people feel about you:teenage wildlifeHow do you feel about yourself:lady ( Read more... )

"If you have seven kids, the likelyhood is that half of them will come out with horrible birth defects that you'll have to deal with for the rest of their lives."
"Yes. We'd have to shoot the ones with the defects. We'd take them out to a field, Lassie-style. Old Yeller."

And this is why John and Pixie aren't allowed to procreate.

I am in a world of happy and warm tonight ( Read more... )

I love the feeling that my cards have just tested me.
*smirking*
*dippy*
*only... not*

Merh. Brain... fry. Dead. Sleep.