Quit bitching about the cold! Everyone's done it, and I'm sure everyone can feel it. I'm colder than every last one of you, and I'm nIt sounds like those voices are getting louder. I've a mind to start searching the sewers, but you lot seem to have them covered. Maybe while you're all distracted with hunting down the source, I'll be able to find ( Read more... )

Thanks for all the entertainment over the last few days. Watching you all struggle to desperately censor your truths or disprove your lies was nothing short of hilarious. Particularly those of you with deep, dark secrets to hide; if you really wanted them to stay secrets, you should have kept your mouths shut ( Read more... )

It took me two days thanks to the general anonymity and danger of this place, but I finally found somewhere that isn't infested by monsters. I'm staying here until I figure out where I am on the map.

There's only five cans. Five! How the hell do they expect me to stay sane with this pathetic amount of

I'm curious. Are there any dragons here?

[written in angular, scrawled handwriting, after some delay.]

Worthless, useless

I wasn't aware of a nuclear apocalypse happening right under my goddamned nose.