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Let it be known that Sarah Jaffe is truley amazing. Amazing not just in the obvious ways, but in so many subtle ways that will constantly leave you in awe. She is a fruit that is certainly ripe for the picking.

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 It is sad when a school's community service can be summed up in the following way (excuse the poor graphic quality)


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Today I discovered that I can recite the words to the Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps" by memory.  Clearly, this is the lowest point of my existence.

"Mexicans used to be part of the great Aztec Empire.  Now they're your gardners."

Drew Maddock

"My favorite porn movie title that’s based on an actual movie title is definitely Schindler’s Fist."

Ted Walch

She sits alone. Her hair is blond (sorta)and she lifts up her head only occasionally to check the time. She looks down, sees a bug, and steps on it. Her skirt is black, and so is her soul. Her frail fingers tap her pen against her binder as if she's only pretending to concentrate. I think of the bug. Her phone rings, which makes me think she's ( Read more... )

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     It was exactly three thirty eight on a Thursday night, or a Friday morning, depending on how you look at it.  I was really bored, so I sat in bed switching the channels between the Pope's funeral and soft porn on Cinemax.  My mom's family is Catholic, I thought to myself.  My mom used to do soft porn, I also thought to myself.

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