Comments | 1800deadpoo: 003 | forward-dated to sunday morning the 18th

1800deadpoo

003 | forward-dated to sunday morning the 18th

Sep 17, 2011 19:47

[So for anyone up early this lovely Sunday morning, you may be noticing that some of the drones walking around seem...a little stranger than usual. They're rotting, for one. And shambling. And hungry for flesh.

An explanation for this sudden change in behavior? What is this, DC? We don't need no stinkin' explanations! Instead, have this not ( Read more... )

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[ phone ] showmeadream September 18 2011, 01:03:02 UTC

... Zombies.

[ Well, fighting witches shouldn't be all that different from fighting zombies.

Only that she doesn't have her powers.

Damn. ]

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:20:08 UTC

Okay seriously, is the phone broken or something? Because I swear, it's like people can't hear me.

showmeadream September 18 2011, 02:28:03 UTC

Well, not all of us are accustomed to fighting the undead, idiot.

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 03:04:35 UTC

And whose fault is that? Not mine! Think of it as a valuable learning experience.

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[Phone] littlemiss101 September 18 2011, 01:03:10 UTC

Zombies?...wait real zombies?

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:20:49 UTC

No, fake zombies. Made out of candy. Why don't you go up to one and give it a whack?

littlemiss101 September 18 2011, 02:22:31 UTC

I meant like ghouls-

Never mind. So just destroy the head then?

[That's what the stories said wasn't it?]

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 03:05:31 UTC

The brains, yup! At least that hopefully should do the trick. It's what TV and movies have taught me, anyway, and we all know those are never wrong!

thisw0rldismine September 18 2011, 01:08:09 UTC

You're kidding right?

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:23:05 UTC

Yeah, I am totally joking. This is all just a massive prank and you shouldn't be scared at all of the rotting corpses walking around outside. Oh that Deadpool, what will he think of next?

...actually, you shouldn't be scared of them, it's not like they're that hard to take out.

thisw0rldismine September 18 2011, 08:05:11 UTC

Aren't you actin' rather suspicious~. In all seriousness I wasn't nessisarily "afraid" to begin with. I'm far from it actually. I think that somethin' like this should prove to be fun!

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 17:10:36 UTC

That's the spirit! Who doesn't dream about getting to plow through zombies? Communists, that's who.

phone; ironicjournal September 18 2011, 01:10:06 UTC

[ Zombies.

Jesus, finally. ]

Cool story, bro. You're so obviously far away from this shit you crossed the globe and wound up right next to it.

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:23:35 UTC

Exactly! It's all just circumstantial evidence, that's all! You can't prove a thing!

ironicjournal September 18 2011, 02:44:46 UTC

Hell, better get my lawyer. [ ...though, really, looking out the window. :|a ] Ah, maybe just a rake.

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 03:06:29 UTC

Screw that, it's been ages since I've been able to let loose. Got these katanas back for something, I'm not about to just let them go to waste.

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godmodcomplex September 18 2011, 01:15:00 UTC

[

SIGH. ]

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 02:24:28 UTC

Don't you sigh at me, young man! You go to your room right now!

But seriously, it totally was some other guy.

godmodcomplex September 18 2011, 02:48:52 UTC

Some other you. [ Why you gotta be like this, bro. ]

I'm afraid you're stuck carrying partial responsibility for this one, Wade. [ because people are dying MY GOD WADE WHERE IS YOUR HEART ]

1800deadpoo September 18 2011, 03:08:57 UTC

Exactly. A less attractive, more flesh-eating me. [To be fair, it totally is some other him!!]

Hey, did I ask the town to send me back a head infected with the zombie plague from some other universe in a box that it could easily chew its way out of? No, I did not. Although if I knew I could, I might have done it a lot earlier, it's been kinda boring around here --

Whoops, did someone say something?

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