003 | forward-dated to sunday morning the 18th

[1800deadpoo]

[So for anyone up early this lovely Sunday morning, you may be noticing that some of the drones walking around seem...a little stranger than usual. They're rotting, for one. And shambling. And hungry for flesh.

An explanation for this sudden change in behavior? What is this, DC? We don't need no stinkin' explanations! Instead, have this not

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Phone

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Zombies you say?

Of the undead variety?

[1800deadpoo]

...that's usually the variety they come in, yeah. What kinda crazy zombies have you been dealing with?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

I fought vampires.

I've always wanted to fight zombie though.

Especially 'cause I'm 101 percent bite-proof!

[1800deadpoo]

The sparkling kind or the actual cool European kind? 'Cause taking out the first ain't really something to brag about.

You're welcome, then. See? Someone appreciates what I do! And how's that?

[phone]

[brbgoing2russia]

You totally did it, didn't you?

[1800deadpoo]

Did not! Who told you that? I'm completely innocent, I tell ya! A product of society!

[brbgoing2russia]

Whenever someone says "I didn't do it" it pretty much guarantees they did it.

Also I'm pretty sure I saw your head.

[1800deadpoo]

I keep hearing that, but it still makes no sense. So does that mean that if I say I did do it, I didn't?

Did ya catch it? You should probably stay away from the teeth.

[Ring ring ring]

[bitemescumbag]

Ain't it always the first one who said "I didn't do it" as the one who did it?

...What's your head look like?

[1800deadpoo]

Well, that's stupid. Maybe it's the second person this time. Ever think of that?

It's a rotting, yet oddly still handsome and witty, decapitated head. You'll recognize it when you see it.

[bitemescumbag]

Nah I know the second person. They're alright. Bought rounds for everyone at the bar so many times I lost count. A total pal.

Right... any suggested kind of box?

[1800deadpoo]

What, I missed free booze? Uncool! I need to meet this second person now that I can actually get drunk again.

Something that can't be chewed through.

[1800deadpoo]

Well, you could walk up to them and let them eat you. That's also another way to deal with them. But blowing their brains out would probably be less painful.

[1800deadpoo]

Not that I know of, no. This guy ain't even from my universe, it's some weird offshoot series.

1/2 [phone]

[doudemoe]

[Yeah, at first he was like--]

[phone]

[doudemoe]

[But now he's all--]

Your head?

[1800deadpoo]

Yeah, have you seen it? It looks like a rotting head. But a very charming one!

[doudemoe]

Oh...like a floating vampire head?