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19centconstable

Case # 37: Video

Dec 26, 2011 20:27

[Someone is holding the communicator carelessly in one hand, as though they don't know it's on. The floor passes by slowly under the camera's lens. Whoever they are, they're walking hesitantly toward something. Bathroom tile appears, and then: the base of the toilet ( Read more... )

not from around here, you kids today with your..., wrong higgins, never fully dressed without a hat, indoor plumbing is the shi-...

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damnitjocelyn December 27 2011, 01:58:35 UTC

[I see your Irish/British/Pirate kid and raise you a cranky Georgian teenager.]

You're not dead, kid.

19centconstable December 27 2011, 02:02:20 UTC

[Small George, and small George's large hat peer into his comm.]

Hello? How did you get into there?

damnitjocelyn December 27 2011, 02:34:55 UTC

Oh good go- I'm not in your PADD, kid. Or whatever you're using. I'm in the infirmary. [And lol is not leaving even if he is fifteen again. >|]

19centconstable December 27 2011, 02:59:16 UTC

Are you ill?

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thebestnose December 27 2011, 02:25:48 UTC

...this isn't heaven.

19centconstable December 27 2011, 02:28:30 UTC

Well where is it then?

thebestnose December 27 2011, 02:29:20 UTC

Some weird ship. But it's not so bad.

I have dolls. [Pause.] I've never had dolls before.

19centconstable December 27 2011, 03:00:17 UTC

It doesn't feel like a ship.

Why've you never had dolls?

...Wait, how would I get on a ship?

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expectremorse December 27 2011, 02:52:36 UTC

That's not heaven! That's a potty!

[all the five year old giggling]

19centconstable December 27 2011, 03:05:40 UTC

A potty what?

[Although George agrees with you: it does look a little crazy.]

expectremorse December 27 2011, 03:24:32 UTC

That's a potty silly! A toilet. You go poop in there.

[This is...the greatest most hilarious thing ever so he'll just be over here laughing hysterically]

19centconstable December 27 2011, 03:34:38 UTC

A potty...silly...

[You Americans have no idea how to speak propperly.]

Oi, what's so funny?

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meanstwin December 27 2011, 03:13:41 UTC

{ No accent aside from generic American (and lol no PB either), but have a skinny kid with glasses, maybe seven years old, wrapped in a giant sweater. ]

They, uh... do you live on a farm?

19centconstable December 27 2011, 03:19:54 UTC

Yes?

[ALL OF YOU AMERICAN ARE WIZARDS.]

meanstwin December 27 2011, 03:29:10 UTC

Oh, I guess that's what it is. There's a girl in my class, Ashley, she lives on a farm and they don't have a toilet in the house. They have to go outside.

19centconstable December 27 2011, 03:37:26 UTC

I don't know anybody who's got a water closet in the house.

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uberwaldian December 28 2011, 02:31:46 UTC

...What the hell is that?

19centconstable December 28 2011, 02:33:24 UTC

It's a water closet. Indoors.

uberwaldian December 28 2011, 03:59:42 UTC

A closet for water? [The Disc is even more backwards than Canada! Imagine that.]

19centconstable December 28 2011, 04:36:00 UTC

No, for...

[How to say this without being improper...]

...going.

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