So in the last few weeks, I've been a little girl, a dog, and... [Ugh ugh ugh. She shudders.] Nobby Nobbs. I'm starting to understand why some of you inmates hate this place so much. Although the Hogswatch gifts were very nice, so thank you for that.

Anyway, sorry for being such a total bitch on the last two, and so very... Nobby on the one before ( Read more... )

[Angua is 13 and very unhappy about it. She doesn't know she's not supposed to be 13, she's just unhappy anyway. Her accent is much sharper now, much more Uberwaldian (read: German-ish) and very haughty, and she's holding up a Christmas sweater with a look of horror.]

You cannot tell me I'm expected to wear something like this. Who the hell would ( Read more... )

[Angua's communicator suddenly switches on, first to staticky audio and the sound of muttering, then to a jumble of video as she -- or whoever is holding it -- manhandles it. For a few seconds, the walls and floor jump around on the screen. Finally, a face comes into view ( Read more... )

[Angua is looking a bit sleepy, a bit disheveled, and more than a bit annoyed.]

Well, I suppose I've found out what these "Barge comas" are all about, now. Has anything happened since the Admiral was reinstated?

[She glances down at something in her hand, then holds up a file.]

Other than this, anyway. Which of you is Jack Carter?

[The communicator turns on, but there's a bit of fiddling and static before she can get it to work. Anyone listening can hear what sounds like muffled swearing. Finally, the video switches on, and there's an attractive young blonde woman peering at the screen, wearing what looks like armor and a loose leather-and-gold collar around her neck. Her ( Read more... )

User Name/Nick: Rah
User LJ: ncc_gqmf
AIM/IM: nccgqmf
E-mail: iamrah at gmail.com
Other Characters: Jesse Pinkman

Character Name: Captain Delphine Angua von Überwald (goes by Angua, pronounced An-gyoo-uh)
Series: Discworld
Age: Not given in canon, and the Discworld timeline is an unholy mess, but the L-Space Wiki estimates that Carrot is currently 23-24, ( Read more... )