Entry 5: Video

[uberwaldian]

So in the last few weeks, I've been a little girl, a dog, and... [Ugh ugh ugh. She shudders.] Nobby Nobbs. I'm starting to understand why some of you inmates hate this place so much. Although the Hogswatch gifts were very nice, so thank you for that.

Anyway, sorry for being such a total bitch on the last two, and so very... Nobby on the one before

Comments

[19centconstable]

No one's ever got to apologize for being a dog.

[uberwaldian]

Well, I'm a bit embarrassed about it. I'm pretty sure I thought in rhyme... although that may be the Doctor's fault.

[19centconstable]

Thinking in rhyme does sound like a difficult...time...

[uberwaldian]

Oh, for goodness sake, George.

Anyway, why do I remember having a strangely long conversation with you about taking a bath? Not as a dog, I mean. The, er, other one.

[der_umgekehrte]

No harm done.

[Madam, your boyfriend is hella sexy.]

[uberwaldian]

[Right? But Angua looks quite guilty to see Stildyne.]

I'm not so sure about that. I think I was pretty awful to you, wasn't I?

[der_umgekehrte]

Yes, but I can more than handle a little awful. Hope I didn't put you off too badly?

[uberwaldian]

Not any more than I should have been. My family... has some Ideas about how things should be done. You know?

[uberwaldian]

...Something of one, yes.

[uberwaldian]

[Siiiiiigh she hates talking about this with new people.] Well, roughly once a month or so, I turn into one. A wolf, not a dog, but pet wolves... don't work.