A work of literary genius

[1_level_meaner]

Title: The Deal of a Lifetime!
Author: Hitachiin Hikaru
Rating: Woot!!!
Pairing: The only one that works!

Comments

The radness hurts my brain

[1_level_nicer]

This...is...the best thing....EVAR. How do I live with such a genius brother??

Re: The radness hurts my brain

[1_level_meaner]

*grin-glomp-<3* You should write one too, Kaoru! XD

[totallynot_kira]

You'd never get into Tokyo University (or any institution of higher education) with writing like that. Fourth wall, anyone?

[1_level_meaner]

Actually... I'm 4th in my class - at the most prestigous High School in Japan. I just thought writing on LJ was supposed to be for fun and amusement. If you have no sense of humour and therefore can't see what a work of art this piece is and you want a boring piece of old literature about flowers or some crap, go to a library.

[totallynot_kira]

I do have a sense of humor. However, there was no sign of intelligence or humor in your writing. Provide me with a sample that would actually complement and give such evidence of your writing skills, and I will gladly take my words back.

[1_level_meaner]

Okay. Here goes.

Once upon a time...

At this very moment, there is an unnamed internet prowler scouring LJ communities for brilliant works of fiction. When the prowler locates an exceptionally extraordinary and brilliant piece, he comments to the author about how terrible he thinks their literary skills are and then he steals the idea to make closet fics that only he reads over and over again.

Watch out ladies, a real pervert is in your midst, and no one knows who it might be.

Well, how was that? It was short non-fiction work, but there was suspense, an antagonist, and an unsolved mystery. It even had a pervert in it for those who like that type of thing. I'd say showing all that in three sentences or less was pretty much hardcore skill.

kthxbai.

[ikyuunyuukon]

Having a twin sounds pretty cool.

[1_level_meaner]

Woot woot! Glad you liked it! Let me know when you write fics too!

[pretteh_fuku]

Twister is always good.

[1_level_meaner]

Yes! Commoner twister is about the coolest game invented! XD However, I discovered some new commoner board games recently, and I recommend you avoid playing monopoly at all costs. It is terrible. XP

[bigi_my_yoina]

I feel bad for the lonely king.

[1_level_meaner]

Noooooo! This is not a self-insert fic! You shouldn't be able to relate to any of the characters!!!!

If you have to, read it as if you were one of the glorious twin princes winning against all the competition not able to stand up to your greatness.

[bigi_my_yoina]

Maybe if you'd written it better, I wouldn't have been able to insert myself into it.

[1_level_meaner]

Maybe you're just lonely because you don't have a twin?