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1_true_leader

Back To Business

May 11, 2007 21:27

I have decided it's high time I got back to work on my readmes, now entitled "2002 Reasons Why I Should Lead the Decepticons", and "2002 Reasons Megatron is a Moron". I have been collecting enough evidence to support both -- although if anyone has any suggestions, I will be happy to include your contribution. With credit.

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duhrge May 12 2007, 01:45:27 UTC

You still owe me some pastries. I ain't contributing nothin'.

1_true_leader May 20 2007, 01:20:07 UTC

I remembered! I'm still working on it!

thundacracka May 12 2007, 19:51:41 UTC

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Uhm, well... none really come to mind. All I can think of are reasons.. why you are a moron. :p

1_true_leader May 20 2007, 01:20:49 UTC

Ah, but Megatron is still a bigger moron, is he not?

prince_of_peril May 12 2007, 20:44:54 UTC

((OOC: if the '2002' is the "official" date set in the Blogs, ignore the last line of Raid's 1st comment ^^;))

Okay, first off, why 2002 reasons, Screamer? Aren't these usually a top-10, or... heck... top-100 list? Or is your chronometer busted or something? XD

But okay! I'll take a crack at these. Hmm... Reasons why Megsy's a moron? Well... the trigger jokes alone... X3

Gonna have to think on the 'why you should lead the Decepticons' bit. But hey! You've got my vote! (it'd be so much easier to win the war for one! xD)

golden_ego May 13 2007, 01:38:20 UTC

The thing that is still getting me though... if Megatron's been on vacation for Primus knows how long, why ain't Screamer already in charge?

1_true_leader May 20 2007, 01:33:29 UTC

I AM in charge! But I have to step down when Megatron returns! The point is to make ME leader permanently!!

Hm...I dunno Raid streetpatrol May 13 2007, 18:37:24 UTC

I kinda like Megs in charge. I mean, between the weekly enormous yet doomed search for crystals of unspeakable power and the endless monologuing, he made the perfect villain!

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Another MACRO post! prince_of_peril May 13 2007, 19:00:36 UTC

OH! OH! I just thought of something!!

Thought of a reason why you should lead the Deceptions, Screamer!

You're always good for a laugh! XD

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Re: Another MACRO post! chatter_bot May 13 2007, 20:50:03 UTC

*sporfles*

Re: Another MACRO post! shortnyellow May 14 2007, 05:21:35 UTC

So Screamer, is that an anaconda or a python you're wearing there? XD

1_true_leader May 20 2007, 01:31:45 UTC

An anaconda. They eat humans, you know. You might want to warn some of your little allies.....I brought a few of those back with me.

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naturebot May 14 2007, 13:50:35 UTC

Just practice saying "retreat," Screamer, and you'll be perfect as leader.

1_true_leader May 20 2007, 01:27:46 UTC

So that's what Prime does in his spare time, hmm?

prime_cutz May 20 2007, 08:43:53 UTC

No, Prime actually flies around and does aaaaaall sorts of cool poses and so on and so forth! He used to have a full length mirror(and if you think about it, that is quite large... I think it used to be a telescope) and he would practice poses and sayings that he would say when the saying time came to say them to you Decepticons. They would often be witty, amusing, and deliciously slanderous, not unlike a cinammon scone, but without the slanderous part. One time he just said "Burn", but that was the day he went on the No Spin Zone and there was a big shouting match and things like that. It was very bad that whole week, I didn't get to have a single butterscotch fudge ripple cone thing all week. And he grounded Cliffjumper. It's better not to ask about that one. But now that he's Orion Pax again, he just sort of cruises around and says things that make no sense, like saying people need to "get up out his grill", even though he does not HAVE a grill anymore ( ... )

naturebot May 21 2007, 14:16:08 UTC

*snickers* What he said.