[Open Comm] Attention, all Autobots! It appears that reality itself has come undone once again! Please, remain calm. We are currently working on a solution to the problem. Do not, repeat, do not panic! Do not fear! Fear is the mind killer! Fear is the little death that waits ( Read more... )

* A large delegation of Very Important People are gathered in front of several covered forms. In front of them stand several of the leading members of the G.I Joe team. General Hawk steps to the podium in front of him, a broad smile on his face. He looks back at his team, a temporary swell of pride muted by the fact that, with Shipwreck and ( Read more... )

* Somewhere on Cybertron, Spike and Orion Pax have ditched Inspector Gadget, and their ever present camera crew, and are looking for a way off planet. This has brought them to a long forgotten part of Cybertron ( Read more... )

* Far out, on the planet of Cybertron, Orion Pax and Spike Witwickey sit, staring at the stars.1 Spike looks up at the sky, making new constellations, while Orion Pax is ogling pictures of Ariel and, shamefully enough, other femmes who are NOT Ariel ( Read more... )

I'm LION-O!!!!!


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[Orion] ...you ever wonder why we're here ( Read more... )

Continued from here...

* Before Roller can stop them, though, the Technobots have pulled out the most fearsome weapon they have to offer... their instruments.

( With due apologies to Davey Havok... sing along if you know the tune! )

* As if things can't get any weirder... a comm suddenly comes across the frequency. The source? A vehicle approaching the Ark at high speeds ( Read more... )

* Meanwhile, on the lounge of the Ark, the Technobots have set up a small stage, probably a little scary, as the boys haven't introduced themselves to the crew ( Read more... )

* Lightspeed sighed as he walked away from Roller's terminal. Was it possible his creator's intelligence was flagging? But why would it do that? Thankfully... he could go back to his teammates. They were normal. *

* At least, he thought that until he walked in to Scattershot leading the others in a musical number.

( Ladies and gentlemen, your new Autobot gestalt team! )