I picked bits  from all my friend's journals
to tell you exactly how I feel
and why its killing me

I had a dream about the gorgeous latino man 
I like him so much
we click
so at first I was like FUCK,
I love my significant other
 But condemning anything without trying it does not make a person clear headed....

I am stressed as a motherfucker

my life needs ( Read more... )

My friends are crying and its killing me.

No one should cry, everyone should laugh. There are so many funny things in the news paper, and so many cup
cakes in the photo room, and I'm hoping all the love thats hiding on the surface sinks in soon,
however subtly.
Cry on the outside if you need it- but smile on the inside because everyone who was lost,
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I finally found out his name!
The man I have loved from afar, ever since i saw his beautiful braces-filled smile
and strangely asian eyes
and heard his crazy lisp.

secretsecretlooooove secretly loooove youuuuuuu

I HAVE A JOB AT NOODLE'S AND COMPANY!! WOo!
I have a job!
I was hired because "I have a dry wit about me."
What a weird ass manager boss I have.
But this means that for once in my life, I am pretty much victorious. I WIN. THATS WHAT THIS IS, ITS A WIN!
score one for future-me. Responsible-me. Disposable-income-me.

also, I love my boyfriend for no reason ( Read more... )

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Well, I tried to bleach my hair...

Q:  Do you want to go to prom?
A: Not anymore, no. Its EXPENSIVE. Plus I'd have more fun NOT going to prom with my real friends.
I am still gonna get an awesome dress though.

Q: Do you realize that dying my hair blonde would look horrible?
A: Probably, but its my hair. Fuck you.

Q: Is your boyfriend gay?
A: No, but thanks for asking.

Q: Do you have your ( Read more... )

Everything is damn hilarious this weekend, but for no particular reason.
I'm at least 3 Environmental Systems Labs in the hole, which is bad, as I informed Ellen.
But when I realized i used the phrase "in the hole", I conjured up a snort-filled, face-contorting juvenile laugh for
a good 6 million minutes. I MEAN COME ON. "IN THE HOLE"?
I think I'm just ( Read more... )

Comedy Central is having

"Middle Eastern Comedian Night"

I WILL MARRY ALL OF YOU, YOU HILARIOUS ARAB MEN!

Alllllllllll of you.

My favorite thing to do on livejournal is not rant.
and not complain.
and not defame others, or spread rumors,
or bitch just to make others upset.

My second favorite thing to do is realize I probably sound self righteous,
but that its just that I came back from the Holocaust Museum- a sobering experience to say the least-
and regardless,
I am not a fan ( Read more... )