voice;

[1inageneration]

Willow? Where's Willow?

Willow, I think you need to service me immediately! Full...systems...breakdown is impending! I think I tried to download too many files at once

Hello? Hello, strange-looking piece of technology that is way less advanced than me, are you listening?

[taptaptaptap]

I need you to find me Willow. Her signal isn't coming up.

Comments

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[linoleumfetish]

I knew I should have taken your network device.

[linoleumfetish]

Willow is still not Willowy today. What's wrong?

[1inageneration]

Xander! She's not appearing on my GPS. Do you know where she is?

[linoleumfetish]

No, but I'm sure she'll be here shortly so she can...uh. Service you.

[cal_sitter]

Buffy, what in the world are you doing?

1/2

[1inageneration]

Buffy? Yes, that's me! And you're-

actually 2/3

[1inageneration]

[beep beep scanning scanning]

[1inageneration]

I actually don't...know you?

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[thesecondslayer]

voice; SIMPLE AND SUCCINCT

[thesecondslayer]

What the fuck.

voice; 1/2

[1inageneration]

[beep beep beep- and then OMG SHE'S SOMEONE BUFFY DOESN'T LIKE BEEEEEEEEEEP]

voice;

[1inageneration]

But you're...according to this information, you're supposed to be in jail.

Audio;

[witchinbloom]

[Puppy is concerned. And whining.]

[Translation: There are ways in which this is not good. Let me count them.]

Audio; 1/2

[1inageneration]

- Puppy
- Making a high pitched whining noise
- CONCLUSION: Wants food.
- NEXT COURSE OF ACTION: Give food.

Audio;

[1inageneration]

I think I'm supposed to call you words like 'cute' and 'adorable' now.

Audio;

[witchinbloom]

[The whining is very frustrated now.]

[Translation: That is disgusting.]

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[tothelibrary]

...Buffy?

[tothelibrary]

No. You're the bot oh this is not good-- Um. Hey, Buffy.

[ooc: SOB STILL CURSED.]

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[1inageneration]

Dawn? Dawn, you appear older and seem to be wearing a banned substance called makeup. This must be rectified immediately.

[1inageneration]

Hi, Dawn!