Enjoy your day....you are officially old now...

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php

I know that Steve feels the same way......

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/05/18/airport.security.body.scans/index.html

It seems to me that people willingly give up a great deal of privacy for a very limited gain in security.

Have we eliminated the threat of someone taking over a jet and using the jet as a weapon?  Maybe.

Have we made our airports terrorist proof?  Doubtful.

So whenever John sends me a story or article that he knows will spike my blood pressure he puts a spike warning on it.....and I do the same for him.  This crock of shit article had the label

I don't even live in Texas and it pisses me off.  A lot.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/19400415/detail.html

...... What the hell is wrong with this country?

There’s a lady who’s sure
All that glitters is gold
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she’s buying a stairway to heaven.

There’s a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
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Questions are from the National Geography Bee, a program of the National Geographic Society.
1.Franz Kafka was born in the capital of Bohemia, a former province of the Austro- Hungarian Empire. Name this city, which lies on the Vltava River.

2.Lewis Carroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, vacationed frequently in the seaside town of Eastbourne, ( Read more... )

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the
computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten ( Read more... )

There is an old guy that comes in regularly....and his name is Dave also. Very nice old guy, worked in the oil fields forever. So anyway we are talking about life philosophies and he tells me and my buddy, whose name is Bryan, that his philosophy is "to try everything in life at least once, no matter what" so you can say you have lived life to the ( Read more... )

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Everyday John and I exchange emails concerning items that are of interest to us for some reason or another.  Today as John was leaving work he sent me this one.
http://www.redorbit.com/news/oddities/1671152/ballot_photograph_has_voter_on_thin_ice/index.html?source=r_oddities

And it sent me into orbit.

If you want to know what is wrong with our ( Read more... )