Why is it in all these CIA movies, when a dossier of secretly-taken photos is handed over, they're always in Black & White? Are we still in the 1940s?

While everyone was hard at work today, the smell of gas started wafting through the office. I, with my blocked morning nose, was the last to smell it. One colleague tried to look for the source of the gas, another called Maintenance and another went to tell the boss ( Read more... )

Why do eggs have expiry dates?

Don't they only expire when you open your fridge and find chicks in there?

Something tells me I've posted this before...

I can tell the state of the global economy by the fact that my SPAM folder now contains more "Consolidate your debts" type emails than "Pleasure your lady with 2 more inches" type emails.

Been on 25 flights this year - flying a total of 112,000km. That's 2.75 times around the earth (at the equator).

Singaporean: What's the name of this hotel?
Reception: Hotel Zeus
Singaporean: Harh?
Reception: Zeus
Singaporean: Jews?
Reception: Zee-use
Singaporean: Orgh. Juice.
Reception: Yes sir.

You know you're getting old when you actually find shirts at Marks & Spencers quite nice.

We had a power failure this afternoon in the office. Twice ( Read more... )

I just sent my watch in for servicing. Why does servicing my watch cost more than servicing my CAR?

The obligatory National Day Post ( Read more... )